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It's way better to not have a convertible at all than to be driving around in an awful one and acting like it's cool. Don't be that guy. Don't drive a Pontiac Sunfire. Good God Why would any guy possibly want to drive this?

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Here I am pulled over at a red light and all sorts of people are looking at me! I am so cool!

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This is even worse if you're a guy. There are only two things that one can totally count on in this world: At one point, it would've been ridiculous looking for a car dude put the Hummer on this list. When people saw the very first Hummers before they became watered down and mass produced, they really were manly and the type of thing that turned heads. But as soon as they started to become popular, they completely stopped being manly.

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It wasn't at all. In fact, it was totally awful. But if you bought one because you wanted it, well, shame on you.

There have been a variety of different types of Ford Escorts over the years, and they all have one thing in common, which is there's basically no guy in the world who's ever looked cool in any of. In fact, the Ford Escort is often used in a description of a guy who has a miserable life. For example, "He's the type of guy that has a bad marriage and a job he hates and looking for a car dude around in a Ford Escort.

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